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April 29, 2010

Hubby's Blue Balls

Hubby really enjoys his balls.

Even more if he holds them a certain way. I tried holding them, but they are too big for me.

The blue balls weigh three pounds each and they were part of a package deal long ago when I ordered a walking tape. I could never really get my hands around them and they would fall each time I tried using them. For some reason, they were in a box and moved from place to place with me for a very long time. Now I know why. Hubby loves these blue balls.

We exercise every day to a new walking tape we ordered online. Hubby holds the blue balls through the entire tape. The blue balls fit his hand perfectly! Oh joy!

45 comments:

  1. I don't think I could get a handle on those, either.

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  2. I'm jealous of your hubby's balls. Even if they are blue.

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  3. Ms Anthropy, See, it's not just me.

    LL Cool Joe, You can't have them. Hubby is too attached to them. Ha.

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  4. ... what's the balls for? Extra weight for extra workout?

    I used to have a pair of Chinese magnetic balls which I twirled around everywhere. Threw them around until the bells inside of them broke.

    Lethal weapons...

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  5. So you hold them while exercising? At first I thought they were bowling balls but they are clearly too small for that. My wife uses small hand weights while working out - do these work differently because of the different hand position?

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  6. and all is right with the world...err...ahem....

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  7. and congrats on the POTW yesterday!

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  8. I read the title and my mind went somewhere completely different.... whew!!! Glad he likes those blue balls and he's able to make use of them:)

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  9. It takes a manly man to hold on to balls that size....your husband has it goin on'. I doubt if I could get a grasp on those.

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  10. Ha ha ha! What do you do with those balls?

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  11. Ha ha ha. I wondered where this was going. Thanks for starting my day with a smile.

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  12. I've had those balls a few times I think. Glad that he took the matter in hand.

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  13. You never fail to post something unique and interesting. Thanks for sharing hubby's blue balls with us!!! And good on both of you to do exercise together! xoxoxo

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  14. You crack me up with your double entendre! ;)

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  15. You gave me a big smile. Have a beautiful day.

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  16. The first positive spin on blue balls I've ever read. Funny...

    -Don

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  17. Okay girlfriend, I lmao, that was hilarious, and yes my mind was in the gutter. I am so glad he uses them to exercise. too funny. have a great day.

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  18. Don't you love turning into a 12 year-old boy?

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  19. good thing you don't have more male readers. I grew up thinking that blue balls were a possible problem.
    Blue balls, truck nuts, tea baggers, sometimes the internet drives us down to the lowest level.
    I can imagine your hubby's friends telling him that they saw his blue balls on web.

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  20. Pretty good sized. Looks like fun!
    hehehe

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  21. I assumed they were bowling balls.

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  22. As long as you can handle his...I think it is great he is using yours!

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  23. They are such a man thing. Although they may not enjoy blue balls, they are definitely used to them:-)

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  24. You just might get your hubby mad with this post!lol

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  25. Hee, hee, hee!

    Try putting on in your mouth!

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  26. I guess threatening to cut off his balls doesn't have much effect in your loving relationship.

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  27. I think I prefer the barbell shape!! :-)

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  28. I had a case of them back when I was a younger man. It was indeed a weighty problem.

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  29. I almost fell out of my chair from laughing! My husband loves to quote a Richard Prior joke (I think it was Richard Prior) about holding errr...them. He says he holds them, because they're the only things The Man hasn't taken away...haha! Bless you, Technobabe. You are awesome.

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  30. If you paid a little more attention to him, maybe he wouldn't have giant blue balls. Just a thought...

    Casey

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  31. Well, they are the prettiest shade of blue and if they're not causing him any pain, he should hold on to them as long as he likes! ;-)

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  32. Insert ball joke...and ALSO..I don't understand how this helps walking unless it also works on balance by how much you have to jostle around to keep them from slipping...and..END with another ball joke inserted her.

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  33. I'm glad he can handle his balls correctly! LOL:P

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  34. Some of us will just never know what blue balls feel like.

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  35. Oh to have blue balls ...

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  36. Those are some big balls! LOL

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  37. He's the first man I've ever heard of who enjoyed his blue balls.

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  38. I don't think I'd be able to handle those blue balls, either. ;)

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  39. I just can't stop snickering. If we had those in my house, I would have all kinds of fun at the expense of the blue balls.

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  40. has he ever played Bocce ball?
    They look the right size.

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  41. Wow! He's really got a pair, doesn't he?

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  42. You are so funny!
    I love his blue balls.
    : ) I need some blue balls.
    Maybe smaller though : )
    Thank you for being such a fantastic commenter and encourager. I am so delighted to have met you : )

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  43. TechnoBabe
    You always have something kind to say, over on my blog. So I am passing it back - a little award...
    Silly, yes, but heartfelt...
    Please come check it out!

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  44. I've never encountered a man who actually liked blue balls.

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