My friends send me some funny material. They don't know it is material for my blog. But, hey, some things are too good to read and throw away. Photo found on Google.
Like this:
In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat as much as you possibly can, until you are falling down full. I could do that.
When you're a bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could do that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Wow.
Yep, gonna be a bear!
damn right, i also wanna be a bear!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow wonderful! With so much fun and games, I want to be a cuddly bear.
ReplyDeleteSounds perfect doesn't it? :D
ReplyDeleteha. i have a feeling there is not going to be an overpopulation of bears in the afterlife...lol
ReplyDeleteI could DEFINITELY do all that! Gladly! Sounds like a dream-come-true life to me!
ReplyDeleteAll the best,
Eileen
How fun it that!
ReplyDeleteExcept for Mrs. Winnie the Pooh Bear.
She expects so much more.....
Must be a Diva!
Yes, that is pretty darn good. I think I could handle that, too. Except for the foraging thing instead of a grocery store. And you know what they do in the woods. :-)
ReplyDeleteMe too! I want to be a bear with you...sounds pretty darn wonderful to me! Happy weekend to you and yours! XX
ReplyDeletelol! I think I could be a good bear, too :)
ReplyDeleteAnd this is crazy, but my word verification is "crackho" - LOL!
Oh that's funny! I would like to join the bear cub club too!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a good life! Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteI chuckled when I read your comment the other day that you were going to use this as a post. I knew it would happen, just a matter of how soon. I definitely will be a bear cause I am one already! DO. NOT. LIKE. MORNINGS!...Have the fat already in place too come to think of it and I've swatted my cubs, oh once or twice, at least, over the past 3-4 decades. All good. All qualified, aren't I?
ReplyDeleteso cute! i could make the switch too.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love it, especially the sleeping part. And the hairy legs cracked me up. Oh, to be a bear!
ReplyDeleteHehehehe
ReplyDeleteSounds good to me!
ReplyDeleteHoney, salmon, berries etc...I'm in!
ReplyDeleteI really should have been a bear!
ReplyDeleteGreat Post!!
ReplyDeleteYup, Mama Bears are so cool! And they mean serious business so stay outta their way please!! xoxo
Sounds pretty good to me. I could cover those bear essentials. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh I want to be a teddy bear!
ReplyDeleteOh I could so be a bear too! We can be beary friends!
ReplyDeleteI think i've meet a few bears along the way. :)
ReplyDeleteYou sad:
"Are you saying they weren't very good musicians or the music was not to your taste?"
The music was very strange but I felt drawn to it and so did lots of other people. I wouldn't want to listen to it on an ipod but it was very unique and interesting.
You'd get to shit in the woods too - I don't get to do that very often in THIS life.
ReplyDeleteI should be a bear right now and go into hibernation! We've done nothing but eat and drink to excess for the past two weeks!!!! Just park me in the hammock in the shade and let me sleep it off.
ReplyDeleteLoved the post :)
Rosemary
bear with me - I've heard the male takes off and can be an danger to the cubs. Now I've heard that penguins mate for life and the father even takes a turn watching the egg. So maybe being a penguin would be better. Too bad the Bears are not going to the superbowl.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! Great friends to tickle your (and my) funny bone so effectively.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. ME TOO! Sign me up to be a bear. I already have the excessive fat part down smack : )
ReplyDeleteThat's the life - yup, sign me up! (Grin)
ReplyDeleteSomeone sent me this, too, and I loved it! It sounds like a pretty good life, especially the growling and swatting part.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the best life ever!
ReplyDeleteBetter be careful posting that on the internet :-) Every woman in the world will want to be a bear soon!
ReplyDeleteNow you convinced me, I wanna come back as a bear. At this moment, I am so grateful that I DO believe in reincarnation...
ReplyDeleteOh, that is just perfect. I always thought I'd like to come back as a big, fat, well-loved cat, but a bear is now much more appealing!
ReplyDeleteThanks Techno-- This made me smile. xo jj
Yep, I'm in. (-:
ReplyDeletewow.....YES. i will come back as a bear, too :)
ReplyDeletemaybe we could be neighbors and our cubs could play together....
I think I AM a bear. :-)
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