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January 28, 2011

More Funny Stuff


My friends send me some funny material. They don't know it is material for my blog. But, hey, some things are too good to read and throw away. Photo found on Google.

Like this:

In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat as much as you possibly can, until you are falling down full. I could do that.

When you're a bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could do that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Wow.

Yep, gonna be a bear!

38 comments:

Shadow said...

damn right, i also wanna be a bear!!!!

Fancy said...

How wonderful! With so much fun and games, I want to be a cuddly bear.

LL Cool Joe said...

Sounds perfect doesn't it? :D

Betty said...

Good one! Me too. Sounds perfect.

Brian Miller said...

ha. i have a feeling there is not going to be an overpopulation of bears in the afterlife...lol

Eileen said...

I could DEFINITELY do all that! Gladly! Sounds like a dream-come-true life to me!
All the best,
Eileen

Anne H said...

How fun it that!
Except for Mrs. Winnie the Pooh Bear.

She expects so much more.....
Must be a Diva!

DJan said...

Yes, that is pretty darn good. I think I could handle that, too. Except for the foraging thing instead of a grocery store. And you know what they do in the woods. :-)

Lori said...

Me too! I want to be a bear with you...sounds pretty darn wonderful to me! Happy weekend to you and yours! XX

TALON said...

lol! I think I could be a good bear, too :)

And this is crazy, but my word verification is "crackho" - LOL!

Stickup Artist said...

Oh that's funny! I would like to join the bear cub club too!

Lynn said...

That sounds like a good life! Hmmm...

Jeni said...

I chuckled when I read your comment the other day that you were going to use this as a post. I knew it would happen, just a matter of how soon. I definitely will be a bear cause I am one already! DO. NOT. LIKE. MORNINGS!...Have the fat already in place too come to think of it and I've swatted my cubs, oh once or twice, at least, over the past 3-4 decades. All good. All qualified, aren't I?

Everyday Goddess said...

so cute! i could make the switch too.

Julie said...

Haha! I love it, especially the sleeping part. And the hairy legs cracked me up. Oh, to be a bear!

Opaque said...

Hehehehe

Kristina P. said...

Sounds good to me!

English Rider said...

Honey, salmon, berries etc...I'm in!

Mama Zen said...

I really should have been a bear!

Ina in Alaska said...

Great Post!!

Yup, Mama Bears are so cool! And they mean serious business so stay outta their way please!! xoxo

Hilary said...

Sounds pretty good to me. I could cover those bear essentials. ;)

Cheryl said...

Oh I want to be a teddy bear!

gayle said...

Oh I could so be a bear too! We can be beary friends!

James said...

I think i've meet a few bears along the way. :)

You sad:
"Are you saying they weren't very good musicians or the music was not to your taste?"

The music was very strange but I felt drawn to it and so did lots of other people. I wouldn't want to listen to it on an ipod but it was very unique and interesting.

Robert the Skeptic said...

You'd get to shit in the woods too - I don't get to do that very often in THIS life.

Steadfast Ahoy! said...

I should be a bear right now and go into hibernation! We've done nothing but eat and drink to excess for the past two weeks!!!! Just park me in the hammock in the shade and let me sleep it off.
Loved the post :)
Rosemary

lisleman said...

bear with me - I've heard the male takes off and can be an danger to the cubs. Now I've heard that penguins mate for life and the father even takes a turn watching the egg. So maybe being a penguin would be better. Too bad the Bears are not going to the superbowl.

LC said...

Great post! Great friends to tickle your (and my) funny bone so effectively.

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh my goodness. ME TOO! Sign me up to be a bear. I already have the excessive fat part down smack : )

Shrinky said...

That's the life - yup, sign me up! (Grin)

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Someone sent me this, too, and I loved it! It sounds like a pretty good life, especially the growling and swatting part.

blueviolet said...

That sounds like the best life ever!

terri said...

Better be careful posting that on the internet :-) Every woman in the world will want to be a bear soon!

The Absence of Alternatives said...

Now you convinced me, I wanna come back as a bear. At this moment, I am so grateful that I DO believe in reincarnation...

Joanna Jenkins said...

Oh, that is just perfect. I always thought I'd like to come back as a big, fat, well-loved cat, but a bear is now much more appealing!
Thanks Techno-- This made me smile. xo jj

CherylK said...

Yep, I'm in. (-:

beth said...

wow.....YES. i will come back as a bear, too :)
maybe we could be neighbors and our cubs could play together....

Marla said...

I think I AM a bear. :-)