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April 29, 2010

Hubby's Blue Balls

Hubby really enjoys his balls.

Even more if he holds them a certain way. I tried holding them, but they are too big for me.

The blue balls weigh three pounds each and they were part of a package deal long ago when I ordered a walking tape. I could never really get my hands around them and they would fall each time I tried using them. For some reason, they were in a box and moved from place to place with me for a very long time. Now I know why. Hubby loves these blue balls.

We exercise every day to a new walking tape we ordered online. Hubby holds the blue balls through the entire tape. The blue balls fit his hand perfectly! Oh joy!

47 comments:

Ms. Anthropy said...

I don't think I could get a handle on those, either.

LL Cool Joe said...

I'm jealous of your hubby's balls. Even if they are blue.

TechnoBabe said...

Ms Anthropy, See, it's not just me.

LL Cool Joe, You can't have them. Hubby is too attached to them. Ha.

Shadowthorne @ Ramzu Zahini said...

... what's the balls for? Extra weight for extra workout?

I used to have a pair of Chinese magnetic balls which I twirled around everywhere. Threw them around until the bells inside of them broke.

Lethal weapons...

Rock Chef said...

So you hold them while exercising? At first I thought they were bowling balls but they are clearly too small for that. My wife uses small hand weights while working out - do these work differently because of the different hand position?

Brian Miller said...

and all is right with the world...err...ahem....

Brian Miller said...

and congrats on the POTW yesterday!

Shanel said...

I read the title and my mind went somewhere completely different.... whew!!! Glad he likes those blue balls and he's able to make use of them:)

Betty said...

Why don´t you just use weights? I have some, and it´s so much easier than holding on to something.

Jeanie said...

It takes a manly man to hold on to balls that size....your husband has it goin on'. I doubt if I could get a grasp on those.

LadyFi said...

Ha ha ha! What do you do with those balls?

Kathy M. said...

Ha ha ha. I wondered where this was going. Thanks for starting my day with a smile.

Syd said...

I've had those balls a few times I think. Glad that he took the matter in hand.

Ina in Alaska said...

You never fail to post something unique and interesting. Thanks for sharing hubby's blue balls with us!!! And good on both of you to do exercise together! xoxoxo

Lola Sharp said...

You crack me up with your double entendre! ;)

Enchanted Oak said...

You gave me a big smile. Have a beautiful day.

-Don said...

The first positive spin on blue balls I've ever read. Funny...

-Don

Cinner said...

Okay girlfriend, I lmao, that was hilarious, and yes my mind was in the gutter. I am so glad he uses them to exercise. too funny. have a great day.

Gerry Boyd said...

ha!

Kristina P. said...

Don't you love turning into a 12 year-old boy?

lisleman said...

good thing you don't have more male readers. I grew up thinking that blue balls were a possible problem.
Blue balls, truck nuts, tea baggers, sometimes the internet drives us down to the lowest level.
I can imagine your hubby's friends telling him that they saw his blue balls on web.

anne h said...

Pretty good sized. Looks like fun!
hehehe

Brosreview said...

I assumed they were bowling balls.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

As long as you can handle his...I think it is great he is using yours!

Ronda Laveen said...

They are such a man thing. Although they may not enjoy blue balls, they are definitely used to them:-)

otin said...

You just might get your hubby mad with this post!lol

Jason, as himself said...

Hee, hee, hee!

Try putting on in your mouth!

Charlie said...

I guess threatening to cut off his balls doesn't have much effect in your loving relationship.

jill said...

I think I prefer the barbell shape!! :-)

Robert the Skeptic said...

I had a case of them back when I was a younger man. It was indeed a weighty problem.

Julie said...

I almost fell out of my chair from laughing! My husband loves to quote a Richard Prior joke (I think it was Richard Prior) about holding errr...them. He says he holds them, because they're the only things The Man hasn't taken away...haha! Bless you, Technobabe. You are awesome.

Casey Freeland said...

If you paid a little more attention to him, maybe he wouldn't have giant blue balls. Just a thought...

Casey

terri said...

Well, they are the prettiest shade of blue and if they're not causing him any pain, he should hold on to them as long as he likes! ;-)

Saint Dolores said...

Insert ball joke...and ALSO..I don't understand how this helps walking unless it also works on balance by how much you have to jostle around to keep them from slipping...and..END with another ball joke inserted her.

Maggie said...

I'm glad he can handle his balls correctly! LOL:P

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Some of us will just never know what blue balls feel like.

Eternally Distracted said...

Oh to have blue balls ...

Attila The Mom said...

Those are some big balls! LOL

blueviolet said...

He's the first man I've ever heard of who enjoyed his blue balls.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

I don't think I'd be able to handle those blue balls, either. ;)

Unknown Mami said...

I just can't stop snickering. If we had those in my house, I would have all kinds of fun at the expense of the blue balls.

lisleman said...

has he ever played Bocce ball?
They look the right size.

Mama Zen said...

Wow! He's really got a pair, doesn't he?

Life with Kaishon said...

You are so funny!
I love his blue balls.
: ) I need some blue balls.
Maybe smaller though : )
Thank you for being such a fantastic commenter and encourager. I am so delighted to have met you : )

anne h said...

TechnoBabe
You always have something kind to say, over on my blog. So I am passing it back - a little award...
Silly, yes, but heartfelt...
Please come check it out!

secret agent woman said...

I've never encountered a man who actually liked blue balls.

Cheryl said...

Ah....