I was always a sucker for sweet nothings until I learned they are only zeroes dipped in sugar.
It is not wise to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
The best form of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
A conscience is what hurts when all the other body parts feel so good.
Experience enables us to recognize a mistake when we make it again.
Try not to weigh more than the refrigerator.
Never lick a steak knife.
Some good things I have learned. Hah.