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November 25, 2006

A Blonde Story


From Winged Emotion:

"A Blonde’s Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!”

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ….. power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions…. 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition….. learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain Storm….. car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

October - Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days … instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn’t call 911 ….. “duh”….. there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!"


What a year!!

4 comments:

Carina said...

Hahaha!!! Those are very funny, I'm going to send thise to a few of my blonde friends.
Hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving...I did, and my little rock Pedro made it all the way to Chicago and back. :)

The TechnoBabe said...

Hi Carina, are you sure there isn't some gum or something on the underside of the pet rock, how the heck could it still be there, you must have the smoothest riding truck and super duper shocks!!!

So glad you had a good trip and a great Thanksgiving.

happy and blue 2 said...

LOL..great jokes. I'm going to pass these on..

The TechnoBabe said...

Hello happy and blue 2. Always nice when you stop by and add to the comments. Glad you like to laugh and like to pass on the funny stuff.