Here are some
a child's eyes:
Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard, vinegar.
Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. How do you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
Q. What does "varicose" mean?
Q. What does the word benign mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you are eight.